Parenthood. Gotta love it

I've pretty much learned all of Prestons tricks. He likes remotes and phones and closing doors- espeically if he can't open them.
I know that when I first let him out of his room in the morning he usually runs into the living room. Yesterday started out normal. I picked up the remote off the floor only to turn around just in time to hear the bathroom door I had left open shutting. Prestons done this before so when I turned the knob I fully expected it to open. Except it didn't. Turns out my demon spawn had managed to lock the door in the 2 seconds it had taken me to get to it.
Visions of him consuming comet or shaving cream ran through my brain. Forty minutes later, having tried to unscrew the lock- which was too close to the door jam to unscrew- and open the window- figuring out that too was locked only after prying the screen off- I had the brilliant idea to slip a card into the lock. Worked like a charm.
And what was our love bug doing the whole time? Eating his toddler toothpaste and getting pissed I wouldn't let HIM out. My kids hellarious